Captions

Patty Walton is currently hosting a gameday party at
her home in Arizona, unaware that one of the M&Ms she fell
asleep eating is stuck to her ear lobe! Patty's granddaughter
 informed her of the chocolate on her ear right after this photo
was taken.

                                           

Reggie Benson is channeling his inner bulldog at 3 in the afternoon
while he naps outside of the Walgreens on the corner. Benson woke up a
 good 5 hours after this photograph was taken, surprised by his dentures
slipping from his mouth.

The Queen of England is contemplating life at the mall,
unaware that the universe is trying to contact her and tell
her to get a grip on things. When she left her resting spot,
she looked up and saw the sign. Witnesses say she started
crying and left.